Alva Tee
Alva is an amazing woman, one of a kind. She is so much more than what words could ever describe. Beautiful in every possible way. Even when you think she couldn’t be more amazing, she is. Astonishing, unique, sensitive, talented, gifted. Not only with hell of a body, but hell of a life! You just look at her and think “Could she ever be more perfect?” Radiant, gorgeous, generous, and with such an inmense and intense beating heart! She cheers you up when you think you couldn’t be more down. She is the one you’ll always need and will always miss. She just makes sense. Hips, Breast, and that botty. She is life’s favorite. Even when people who never deserved her break her heart, she still keeps giving, and she knows she will never stop. Dark eyes, that only shine on her. The brightness most contagios smile ever. Once you hear her laugh, you never go back. You are really lucky to make her a part of your life. She will always be there for you no matter what. In the bad days, in the good ones. She’s right there for you at every time. She is the type of person who you don’t find twice in a lifetime. Believe me. Once you really know her. You just don’t know how to ever go back. Alva’s are the love of life! She is special. And If for any god sake you someday in your life get to have an Alva. Never ever let her go. Because alva’s are rare and hard to find. And believe me. If you someday lose her. You’ll never be able to go back and you will always miss her, for the rest of your life.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means