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bintroduction: A gleeful "meet-'n'-greet" between two or more individuals engaged in dumpster-diving. dintroduction: A raucously-verbal names-and-general-info-exchanging among a sizeable group of people while getting acquainted wif each other, such as if a troop of teenage Boy Scouts encounters a similar-sized/aged band of Girl Scouts during a trail-hike and they all decide to have lunch together, resulting in an uproarious "guffaws-'n'-giggles" high-fiving and hand-clasping fiesta. fintroduction: Refers to where someone tells you da names of all of his aquarium-buddies. gintroduction: A getting-to-know-each-other exchange between two bar-patrons who are too drunk to truly determine whether or not they are adequately compatible or would otherwise make a very good friend for each other. Can also refer to what a teetotaler never wants to happen --- i.e., for someone to ask him to "gulp a glass of Gordon's" to see if he'd enjoy adding it to his list of preferred beverages. hintroduction: A merely-alluded-to familiarizing of Person A wif Person B, such as when Person C (like da parent of a bashful child) loudly tells da name of Person B (maybe said shy child, or another one --- Person A --- whom Person C wants to be friends wif his own little one) to Person D (maybe da parent of da other shy child) in Person A's hearing, in da hopes dat Person A and Person B will then develop enough of a liking/curiosity towards each other dat they will make an effort to connect on their own.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4
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