alphabetical easements Tee
Assorted "from A to Z" relief-from-standard-requirements allowances, such as: beesement: Where someone else volunteers to "get a buzz" managing da apiary so dat you can clear yer head for a while breezement: Where you are allowed to either "fart proudly" or avoid "having yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing air-currents ceasement: Not having to stop something you enjoy cheesement: Being allowed to eat softer milk-curd solids instead of firmer-textured selections like Swiss or cheddar Cleesement: Not having to sit in on a group-viewing of "Fawlty Towers" re-runs creasement: Not having people fuss if yer clothes aren't ironed Creesement: Where you are free to treat all Native-American tribes da same way feesement: Having a service-charge waived freezement: Not making you shiver yer a** off working outdoors in colder weather geesement: Not having to deal wif all those annoying big white "honkers" in da farmyard geezement: Fellow humans' refraining from expressing displeasure about your faults greasement: Having someone else operate da lubing-gun jeezement: Same deal as two definitions back keysement: Not having to DIDDLE wif those FIDDLY little brass lock-opener devices, like if your ride uses a wireless remote kneesement: What those squishy-foam mats or padded strap-on cups allow yer leg-joints when squatting on hard/rough surfaces leasement: Not having to sign an agreement to use a dwelling or property leesement: Being allowed "safe harbor"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.