alphabetical alternatives Tee
An A-Z list of "non-standard" objects or activities: AWLternative: A different tool/method for line-scribing and hole-piercing. BALLternative: Something other than a "bouncy sphere" for kids to play with. BAWLternative: Doing something besides loud tearful carrying-on. CALLternative: Any socializing-activity other than a teenage-girl's typical favorite. CAWlternative: Yes, crows are indeed handsome and smart, but let's look at some other feathered friends, as well. DOLLternative: A less gender-based toy for young girls. EALternative: Teaching something other than English as a "second language". FALLternative: Anything besides tumbling outta da Ugly Tree. GALLternative: (1) An attitude other than temerity. (2) Less-destructive methods to avoid surface-abrasion damage. HALLternative: Architecture not employing passageways. IAlternative: A designation other than feminine. JAWlternative: Anything besides flappin' yer gums, so dat others can have a little peace and quiet! LAWlternative: When Steve Lehto speaks about a non-legal topic on YouTube. MAlternative: Handing a problem yourself and instead of always just yelling for your mummy. MAWlternative: Any activity dat avoids getting near da powerful chompers of a greedy/voracious animal. NAWlternative: Any response other than just a flat "negatory". OAlternative: A different treatment-approach to food-binging besides boring weekly meetings. PALLternative: Cremation or other burial-procedure not involving a coffin.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!