Alpha Show Piece (ASP) Tee
All creds go to Cousin T Taw & Uncle Rom Wills check them out. There’s the scum of the dirt ugly man , there’s the ugly man , there’s the average joe , the average handsome, THEN there’s the next level ... The Standard Diesel man the original standard alpha. Think NBA pro level , then above them are the all stars. Then the MVPs the best of the best of the best. That’s an ASP. Usually they are blessed genetically in every area imaginable the face the body build and height. These are are the alphas man. Think Dwayne Johnson , Alexander Skarsgård in Tarzan , Henry Cavill , Daniel Craig. Alphas are inspired regular men are intimidated and or jealous. This caliber even the original alphas don’t even compete with no one. It’s a totally different ball game. There’s no need for them too. These are the men older and even young women pay for for sex exotic work in the sexual underworld if you know you know. These are the gigalow s . Hate all you want but when the ASP Holy Ghost hits everyone knows. It is what it is. What are you gonna do about it !
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum