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all-o-gistics Tee

As defined by Milo & Friends o worshippers of the mighty all i had a dream the bass master general came to me we had a little snack at the donut shop he said "drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood" "eat of this crapper, it is my body" and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular the bass master said "you are the chosen one" "these are the all-o-gistics" (chanting begins) thou shalt not commit laundry thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all) thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all) thou shalt always go for greatness thou shalt not commit adulthood (all) thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!) thou shalt not suppress flatulence thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!) thou shalt not have no idea (all) thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all) thou shalt not take the van's name in vain thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!) tell me good people who is the sole achiever who has ground his teeth and gums so we may live in the beauty of all (bass master general) you may achieve all and not wallow unknown for eternity, all you have to do is do it! all! (we shall achieve all) study them, believe in them, you must believe, do you believe in it?! believe and you shall achieve (we shall achieve all) he who bears the most gas, let him also bear forth his ass, and cast forth the first frap (all!) you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!) chant with me qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah chant! qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah pretty good, pretty good qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah x2 oh no! here we go again! the mighty spirit has taken over! do you feel it, do you feel it?! (bass master general) he does everything for us best guess for this phrase for when he brought it among us the bass master issued? forth an all-timatum: (we shall achieve all) if you believe, if you believe you shall achieve all, all, allll!!! (we shall achieve all!)

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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