all-o-gistics
As defined by Milo & Friends o worshippers of the mighty all i had a dream the bass master general came to me we had a little snack at the donut shop he said "drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood" "eat of this crapper, it is my body" and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular the bass master said "you are the chosen one" "these are the all-o-gistics" (chanting begins) thou shalt not commit laundry thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all) thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all) thou shalt always go for greatness thou shalt not commit adulthood (all) thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!) thou shalt not suppress flatulence thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!) thou shalt not have no idea (all) thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all) thou shalt not take the van's name in vain thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!) tell me good people who is the sole achiever who has ground his teeth and gums so we may live in the beauty of all (bass master general) you may achieve all and not wallow unknown for eternity, all you have to do is do it! all! (we shall achieve all) study them, believe in them, you must believe, do you believe in it?! believe and you shall achieve (we shall achieve all) he who bears the most gas, let him also bear forth his ass, and cast forth the first frap (all!) you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!) chant with me qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah chant! qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah pretty good, pretty good qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah x2 oh no! here we go again! the mighty spirit has taken over! do you feel it, do you feel it?! (bass master general) he does everything for us best guess for this phrase for when he brought it among us the bass master issued? forth an all-timatum: (we shall achieve all) if you believe, if you believe you shall achieve all, all, allll!!! (we shall achieve all!)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
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Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
I love it
I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
ThIs is perfect
Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
This T-shirt is a high quality product. It fits perfectly and is very comfortable as well. I'm totally satisfied with the product and recommend it to everyone. Not to sound like a commercial or anything, but I really am impressed! Check it out for yourself. If you're thinking about buying something, go ahead. I'm sure I'll be buying more for a few friends soon. Thanks guys! I love this shirt! For real.
My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |