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Alison Taylor Peacock Tee

Alison its 2am and i thought of you.. not like i never do.. its boring tumbling all alone now.. as i scroll down my tumblr i see how it used to look like and how it looks like now, before there was even a picture with me smiling, did u kno thts the only picture i have with me and an actual smile? guess who took that picture? guess who caused that smile?<3 i miss you so much and i dont think this counts as a definition for urban dictionary but who cares.. when i hug u in the hallways for those 2 min i see you, i try to cherish it.. i wish tht u could be in my arms forever.. i wish that i could tell u everything i feel, even if i sat at this computer and typed for hours i wouldnt be able to splurge out all my feelings for u on here.. i cant get over you and i hate pretending that idc or that i AM getting over you.. but yea i tried moving on.. but hey what a suprise no1 likes me.. i guess i cant do "so much better than this" huh alison.. i cant do shit.. this just turned to a tornado of my feelings.. im srry. ill try to get happy lol, well as i face and accept my eternal loneliness just dont forget me alison, i will always love you, i dont wanna be a lost memory but a cherished one.. well heres ur 3 page letter.. i feel like sucha pussy when i tear up.. guess i am one. lol, jrfiilfremdc, with love, Squirtle.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27
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