Alaskan Sex Kitten Tee
Participants must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall. 1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket 2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s). 3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence. 4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate. 5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world. 6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth. 7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back. 8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached. 9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more. 10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day