Abercrombie and Fitch
That store where when you walk by, you can't tell which one it is, so you have to go in and walk around for five minutes before you actually see a sign that states the store name. Abercrombie and Fitch brainwashes weak people to keep coming back to their stores. They do this with three factors: #1: MUSIC BRAINWASHING They have developed a way to brainwash you through their "oh-soloud" music. subliminal messages are pumped through the 50+ speakers that are located throughout the store. The messages they send out are not important ones such as "world peace" or "don't be emo", NO. it's stupid messages like: "BE DUMB AND BUY MORE STUFF. IT'S NOT THRIFT STORE CLOTHING, IT'S 'DESIGNER'". that's why all the people that shop there are dumb shits. #2: PERFUME THAT KILLS BRAIN CELLS This one is self explanatory... the powerful stench that eminates from the store kill brain cells and cause brain cancer. this also makes the buyer more gullable into believing that what they are buying is actually "worth the $70" #3: "TURN THE LIGHTS ON!!!" we all know this for a fact... A&F needs to turn the lights on so we can A) see what kind of shit we're buying, and B) see how overpriced it is. all-in-all... Abercrombie and Fitch, along with Hollister and all those other shit stores are planning to take over the world by making everyone stupid. My advice? DON'T GO IN THERE NEVER NOT EVEN AS A JOKE MY FRIEND WENT IN THERE AND NOW SHE'S A BITCH DON'T GO IN THERRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!! D:
The Urban Dictionary Tee
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
hehe mine said skibidi
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
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