Abbie Tee
Abbie’s are women with blonde or brown hair and beautiful, enchanting green eyes that will make any man fall madly in love. So much so that he usually treats her badly because he doesn’t know how to confess his true feelings. You have to be a fucking idiot to let an Abbie go. Abbie’s are loyal, caring, wise and the type of gal you can talk about weird shit with for hours. Even the strongest man will cry on her shoulder because he knows Abbie will keep his secrets and comfort him. Abbie is great at sex. She likes to have sex at least 15 times a day with her boyfriend and will even do it in public if necessary. Abbie’s are the kinds of women who make you feel alive, safe, and inspired...and need I mention, sexually satisfied. Abbie’s are strong and don’t need anyone. If she’s not happy, she will leave. She does not play games. If you do her dirty, she will wipe your name from existence, move on to find someone better and kick you to the curb when you come running back to her. Many men want an Abbie as a life long partner. Want to be happy? Go find yourself an Abbie, and marry her before someone much better than you steals her from you.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means