3 german soldiers
A song widely popular with American Forces during WWII. It depicts the graphic nature of a raping by 3 German Soldiers. Sung to the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home" Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo Three German soldiers crossed the line they raped the women and drank the wine and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo They came upon a way side inn the door was locked so they kicked it in and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair With long blond hair And Tits to There and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo They tied her to a feather bed and fucked till she was almost dead and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed he fucked her back to life again and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun he shot the fuckers one by one and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell they fucked the devil and his wife as well and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The moral of the story is taboo taboo The moral of the story is taboo taboo The moral of the story is you never fuck in a feather bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The moral of the moral is taboo taboo The moral of the moral is taboo taboo The moral of the moral is you always fuck in a water bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo The Germans thought they won the war the newfies won it the day before and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo And they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo
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