3 german soldiers
A song widely popular with American Forces during WWII. It depicts the graphic nature of a raping by 3 German Soldiers. Sung to the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home" Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo Three German soldiers crossed the line they raped the women and drank the wine and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo They came upon a way side inn the door was locked so they kicked it in and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair With long blond hair And Tits to There and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo They tied her to a feather bed and fucked till she was almost dead and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed he fucked her back to life again and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun he shot the fuckers one by one and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell they fucked the devil and his wife as well and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The moral of the story is taboo taboo The moral of the story is taboo taboo The moral of the story is you never fuck in a feather bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The moral of the moral is taboo taboo The moral of the moral is taboo taboo The moral of the moral is you always fuck in a water bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo The Germans thought they won the war the newfies won it the day before and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo And they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |