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3 german soldiers Tee

A song widely popular with American Forces during WWII. It depicts the graphic nature of a raping by 3 German Soldiers. Sung to the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home" Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo Three German soldiers crossed the line they raped the women and drank the wine and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo They came upon a way side inn the door was locked so they kicked it in and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair With long blond hair And Tits to There and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo They tied her to a feather bed and fucked till she was almost dead and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed he fucked her back to life again and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun he shot the fuckers one by one and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell they fucked the devil and his wife as well and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The moral of the story is taboo taboo The moral of the story is taboo taboo The moral of the story is you never fuck in a feather bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The moral of the moral is taboo taboo The moral of the moral is taboo taboo The moral of the moral is you always fuck in a water bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo The Germans thought they won the war the newfies won it the day before and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo And they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

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True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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