3 german soldiers tee

A song widely popular with American Forces during WWII. It depicts the graphic nature of a raping by 3 German Soldiers. Sung to the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home" Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo Three German soldiers crossed the line they raped the women and drank the wine and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo They came upon a way side inn the door was locked so they kicked it in and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo The inn keeper had a daughter fair With long blond hair And Tits to There and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo They tied her to a feather bed and fucked till she was almost dead and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo The inn keeper was so ashamed he fucked her back to life again and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo The inn keeper had a trusty gun he shot the fuckers one by one and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo Three German soldiers marched to hell they fucked the devil and his wife as well and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The moral of the story is taboo taboo The moral of the story is taboo taboo The moral of the story is you never fuck in a feather bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The moral of the moral is taboo taboo The moral of the moral is taboo taboo The moral of the moral is you always fuck in a water bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo The Germans thought they won the war the newfies won it the day before and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo And they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

  • Soft, lightweight everyday tee
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
  • Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Every order personally reviewed
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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