2xITB Tee
A beebism that translates to "two times in the butt". It is generally used as an expression of appreciation for an attractive woman, or as an indicator of how do-able she appears to you. It refers to the number of times you would be willing to engage in anal intercourse with said woman. It may occasionally be used, usually with a smilie, to denote the exact opposite, signifying that there is, in fact, no way you would be willing to take a drive up the old dirt road with a particulary unattractive woman. This expression is only known to be used by the inhabitants of the beeb (WERA BBS). The multiplier 2 may sometimes be increased to reflect a particularly porkable female (3XITB, 4XITB, etc.) Records indicate that no female has ever exceeded the rating of 7XITB. No multiplier lesser than 2 should be employed when used to signify a delicious piece of eye-candy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it