2 Tee
The greatest number of all time because it is: the only even prime number the only number where n + n = n x n (besides zero) the atomic number of helium the number of genders there are the number of ears/eyes/cheeks/shoulders/arms/hands/ legs/feet you have the number of fingers held up when making the peace sign the number of useful things on a pencil the number of doors on a refrigerator the number of good rap songs there are the number of d's in DnD the number of different products you buy at the store involving paper rolled around a hollow cardboard cylinder the number of legs on an unstable table the number of times you need to change your underwear every year a reasonable amount of cookies to eat the number of words in PhD(despite 3 letters!) the number of things that a spork is a fusion of the number of KFC Buckets that you need to eat daily to become obese the number of funny "Yo Momma" jokes the number of bad actors who starred in "Transformers" the number that Paris Hilton can count to AND MUCH MUCH MORE! 2's greatness doesn't end here though... look inside yourself to find every other reason why 2 is undoubtedly the best number of all time!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it