Tony Blair
Teflon Tony, so called because nothing sticks to him. A man who is very good at speaking, but this is more than made up for by his total lack of being able to actually DO anything positive. He's corrupt beyond all belief to the extent that at times he's little more than a puppet for anyone willing to make a donation of a certain size to the Labour party, followed by a swift denial of all knowledge. Also responsible for the appalling state of the NHS, Education, and public transport. He has doctored immigration and crime figures, as well as NHS waiting lists, to make it appear that things are getting better when actually they're getting worse. He is allowing the country to be overrun with asylum seekers and illegal immigrants, none of whom should be here in the first place, costing the taxpayer billions of pounds and placing further strain on the education system and NHS. He is the person mainly responsible for the Politically Correct culture that's crippling this country even further, and making English people second class citizens in their own country, and the heterosexual white english male has less rights than anyone else in the country, whilst simultaneously allowing terrorist supporting groups, made up of asylum seekers who are living on benefits in council houses paid for by the british taxpayers, to hold marches through the streets of London. He changed the law after the Tony Martin case so that people are liable for any injury occurring to persons on their property regardless of why they are there, and as a result have no right to defend their own homes and families. Also has refused to change this stupid law even though the public demand it. Possibly guilty of election fraud as the postal vote that he pushed through in time for the last election was abused by many ballots being posted to the same address, and all the ballots being cast with a tick in the Labour box. He lied to parliament and the public about his reasons for taking the country to war with Iraq in a "dodgy dossier" made up of information copied from a college students essay on Iraq that's 10+ years old, and when someone (doctor David Kelly) blew the whistle on him they turned up dead in a field in mysterious circumstances. He also organised 2 enquiries about the "dodgy dossier" and the death of Doctor Kelly, where he picked the people chairing the enquiry, chose who they could interview and what they could ask, and was, not surprisingly, cleared of all wrongdoing on all counts. He is Scottish and apparently hates the English, giving every other component countries of the UK their own parliament but forcing the English to remain at the mercy of the other countries MP's, as well as virtually every time someone in a position of power in Britain is seen on television they're scottish. In longer than it has taken for Wales to get a national stadium built for £60 million, Blair has knocked down the English National stadium (Wembley), and has yet to rebuild it, charging the taxpayer £600 million for the privilege, wasted over £100 million on the Millenium Dome in the year it was up, despite everyone knowing it would be a failure, and £30 million since, spent £400 million of British Taxpayers money building a Scottish Parliament building that was only supposed to cost £40 million, and that's just the stuff we know of.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again

First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
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