The Shocker
Two for the friend, one in the end Two for the kitty, one in the shitty Two for the moose, one in the caboose Two in the bank, one in the stank Two in the beaver, one to check for fever Two in the bush, one in the tush Two in the cherry, one in the fairy Two in the coot, one in the poot Two in the cooter, one in the pooter Two in the cootie, one in the booty Two in the crack, one in the back Two in the cum, one in the bum Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt Two in the fun, one in the bun Two in the giney, one in the hiney Two in the goo, one in the poo Two in the gooer, one in the sewer Two in the grass, one in the ass Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye Two in the humper, one in the dumper Two in the junk, one in the trunk Two in her meat, one in her seat Two in the muff, one in the stuff Two in the pink, one in the stink Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot Two in the play, one in the gay Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate Two in the poon, one in the moon Two in the punanny, one in the fanny Two in the slit, one in the shit Two in the sludge, one in the fudge Two in the snapper, one in the crapper Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch Two in the soup, one in the poop Two in the twat, one to make her say "What?!?!" Two twixt the flaps, one where she craps Two where you eat, one in the seat Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker
The Urban Dictionary Mug
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
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