corporate whore Mug

Person who thinks that large corporations are the best thing since sliced pan A corporate whore has the following characteristics >> Works excessive overtime without getting paid extra >> Beleives that all or most advertising from big corporations is true >> Actually buys all their cd's, movies, software >> Is extremely honest when dealing with big companies, eg: when the ATM machine hands out 20 instead of 10 they bring it back because they think the banking industry will suffer if they dont. >> Refuses to use P2P, linux or any other open source software, only buys music from major labels >> Easily fooled into buying things from info mercials, diet pills and outrageously prices beauty products that havnt even been proven to work >> Support their company in every way they can, attend their bosses dinners in hope of getting a promotion even though they are only a measily sales assistant who the boss is ashamed to have at his dinner table and only lets them in because he said everyone is welcome. >> Is obsessed about the economy even though they dont own any shares. >> Is obsessed with pop culture, celebrity gossip and does not realise its all bullshit >> Wears only "fashionable" clothes bought on the high street. >> Drinks stuff like diet coke and other "light" food and drink because they think it keeps them in shape and dont realise their actually consuming poison like aspartame and a whole list of E's.