sex Mug
I came home from the gym last night but as I walked into the kitchen I saw my gf Angela sitting on the table with no clothes.I knew what she wanted but I wouldn't give it to her.not yet anyway I walked over to her and asked if I should get the soldiers but she had already got it.so I stood there admiring her breasts and cunt. She said what you gonna do to me Sharon I have been very naughty. To that I replied " wells am just gonna have to tell you off aren't I" so I took my shirt and leggings off. Purposely leakby on my bra and thong for her to take off which she did.I sat on top off her as we started to kiss boobs pressing together pussy on pussy. I started to kiss her neck knowing this would turn her one was right.I got off her and putting my head between her legs started to lick her clitthis made her cum which I spread on my 37d boobs for her to lick off. but she didn't.she stuck three of her adventurous fingers up my fanny and licked the underside of my boobs.that was it I cam. Now with my hot liquid covering her fingers and hers on my breasts we couldn't stop so went up to my bedroom. She got her dildo and stuck it inside her.All of it.this turned me on like mad so as soon as she took it out I slammed her to the bed and linked my vagina to hers in such away so we could kiss and cum into each other at the same time this worked like a treat but she weren't nearly done yet and neither was i
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!