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I came home from the gym last night but as I walked into the kitchen I saw my gf Angela sitting on the table with no clothes.I knew what she wanted but I wouldn't give it to her.not yet anyway I walked over to her and asked if I should get the soldiers but she had already got it.so I stood there admiring her breasts and cunt. She said what you gonna do to me Sharon I have been very naughty. To that I replied " wells am just gonna have to tell you off aren't I" so I took my shirt and leggings off. Purposely leakby on my bra and thong for her to take off which she did.I sat on top off her as we started to kiss boobs pressing together pussy on pussy. I started to kiss her neck knowing this would turn her one was right.I got off her and putting my head between her legs started to lick her clitthis made her cum which I spread on my 37d boobs for her to lick off. but she didn't.she stuck three of her adventurous fingers up my fanny and licked the underside of my boobs.that was it I cam. Now with my hot liquid covering her fingers and hers on my breasts we couldn't stop so went up to my bedroom. She got her dildo and stuck it inside her.All of it.this turned me on like mad so as soon as she took it out I slammed her to the bed and linked my vagina to hers in such away so we could kiss and cum into each other at the same time this worked like a treat but she weren't nearly done yet and neither was i
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
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