Jelly Bracelets
(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others. Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'. And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it: Black~ Sex Light Blue~ Hand-job Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob Blue~ Blowjob Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus. Yellow~ Big bear hug White~Flash Orange~ petting Purple~Full-fledged make-out session Clear~ Wild-card Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard Silver~Fisting Gold~ Anal Clear Gold with glitter~fingering Clear blue~All of everything Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice. Clear Green~ All Anal Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn. The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
balls
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
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