wallace Mug
The Pussy licker,pussy licking wallace A real ladies man!Hey girlfriend! you get wallaced last night?Fuck yeh! Doesnt lick pussy for minutes or even hours,but for days!wallace was down there for days!wallace made me forget my own last name! He sucked my pussy till my head caved in!Girfriend one:i think i got wallaced last night!Girlfriend two: how can you tell?Girfriend one: I dont remember your name,my name,or anyone elses name!Girlfriend two: yeh! you got wallaced!wallace not to be confused with fucking wallace,thats a different wallace. Fucking Wallace,all the girls love Wallace,they won't go out with him,he's a nice guy,but he can lick my pussy,Ok if you make me cum one more time Wallace I'll fuck you till your head caves in Bad Wallace,no one knows what Wallace does for a living,I mean he has a nice truck and lots of money? But he's never at work,what does Wallace do? Lick pussy all day?Wallace has the coolest friends.Wallace seems to know everybody! Wallace is quiet and shy but give him a few drinks and he can really dance! Wind up Wallace and watch him go!if you find A Wallace don't let him go! There isn't many guys like Wallace.whatever you do don't piss off Wallace! Wallace will grow cold in seconds if you piss him off! No more pussy licking! Wallace is just gone! WTF Wallace! I was only kidding!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.