unicow Mug
Unicows are native to Wisconsin. There have been very rare cases of them being tamed and people keeping them as pets. In most of these strange cases the creature prefers to be under your bed, under your bathroom sink, or in the very back of your closet. We have no idea what they eat in the wild but they seem to like old homework assignments, supernovas and sparkling peach starburst beer. They like lamps… A LOT! A recent study shows that there favorite activities are: coloring hair with kool aid, hanging with Nyan-cat, staring at spoons, and making the minions from despicable me there slaves. Unicows are very dangerous and should never be approached and pet like wild horses. They only appear on Monday nights and it is illegal to hunt them. After the NHA made every Monday unicow day, the tradition of LAMPing things came into play. Today people all over the world lamp things in honor of this magnificent creature in hopes of one appearing in their homes and granting them one wish. It is also costume to hide things (like the unicows do) and attack them with sticky notes because they love the colors of the rainbow. If you ever come face to face with one (especially a wild one) call 911 and constantly say lamp until the creature becomes calm or runs off. If you have anything shiny on you immediately remove it for your safty.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect