Mitchell
Mitchell... often called Mitch. Know-it-all when it comes to girls. Can predict every move a girl is going to make as well as her entire thought process. However, he rarely goes for a relationship. He prefers the 'flirt and conquer' method. He can often be found playing video games or maybe avoiding his parents. He also enjoys jumping on trampolines, and once in a blue moon can be found running to the park. :D A Mitchell listens better than most other boys. He tries his best to understand and give advice. But he isn't afraid to let you know what a dumbass you are or how much you worry him sometimes. He doesn't mind that he constantly has to remind you how much you mean to him because he knows how thick-headed you can be. A Mitchell enjoys making fun of vegetarians and vegans and holds firm to his belief that meat and chocolate lava cakes are supreme. Sometimes Mitchell's are jerks but most of the time they mean well and even though the fights can get intense, it's only because they care so much and don't want to see you get hurt or feel like you're being replaced. He is the best friend one can ask for and will stay around for as long as you will let him, you just gotta let him in and stop building walls. He prefers girl's hair down and major fan of rappers such as Eminem and Lil' Wayne.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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