The Dominican Cindy Mug
A sex move commonly performed by girls that involves pretending to be drunk and then performing any combination of regrettable and immoral acts with your closest friend or their significant other. This move is surprisingly and ironically used most commonly by girls by the name of Cindy therefor giving it the name. Acts include: Consent to Violation Donkey Punch of Betrayal (See Donkey Punch & Betrayal and find a way to combine the two) Believable Psychosis during common "fucking" act. Leading men on to believe you care about them when you would rather shit in your own mouth and kiss the president than even spend a minute of your time on them. Mind-Control Self-Pity Mind Control If the move is performed correctly, it should result in waking up the next day with every one of your friends hating you and usually ends in either a drastic change in lifestyle such as a name change or the joining of an armed force of some kind. Navy and Marines are the most common. As for the Dominican part of the name, it derives itself from their cooking methods in which they crush certain ingredients in a wooden pot with a giant ore-like item, such as it would seem the girl performing this move would be doing to one or many's hearts. Performing this sex move is a risky attempt at being thought of as either a genius or a complete bitch.
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right