Curb Mug
To give curb is to perform top-notch, exquisite felatio, specifically in adventurous locale, ie 'on a curb', any given porch, in a fraternity bathroom, on a white plastic chair in a cemented basement, in 1800 Chem, or on the bleachers during a school assembly. The word 'curb' is not necessarily interchangeable with other terms associated with 'giving head'. Curb is a step up, per say, from your typical felatio session (a couple dips deep down the throat, lots of tip sucking, some ball fondling and shaft stroking). Curb is, more or less, a form of art. Giving/receiving curb entails 6 or more of the following : a BBC (big black cock, or any given african male worthy of receiving such an act); deep throating for extended periods of time to the point of tears, the ripping of the epiglottis, and/or suffocation; regurgitation of any previously consumed meal; complete numbness of the lips (preferably DSLs), tongue, and jaw muscles; wet, slippery suction-release sounds; finger in asshole; licking of the taint; entire ballsack in mouth, with light suckling/tug; eye fucking during the act; using tongue more often than a frog does catching its prey; and animalistic vocalization of sexual pleasure by the GIVER. completely necessary in any act of felatio, especially curb: copious amounts of saliva, and a minimum qualifying cock size of 7.5 inches long (while hard) by 1.5 inches wide.
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right