Fake Girl Mug
A fake girl is an annoying female who is anywhere between the ages of 12-30, and may do one or more of these things... 1) Dye their hair something other than their natural color. (Most of the time, popular colors include a bright, peroxide, artificial looking blonde or a dull brunette.) Their hair is typically thin, ratty looking and very damaged. 2) Wear pounds of makeup. Have faces caked in foundation, eyes dripped with eyeliner and mascara, and lips slathered in lip gloss. 3) Be extremely skinny and shapeless. 99% of the time, they never have curves or butts. 4) Wear tight, skanky clothes that show off what non-womanly figures they have. Usually from Hollister, Abercrombie, etc. (Nothing wrong with those stores, as long as you shop from other places too. Don't make them your whole wardrobe.) 5) Carry around tons of different purses, and have 1 for every outfit. 6) Wear tons of jewelry all the time, have trashy piercings in places besides ears, and huge sunglasses. 7) Wear ugly sandals (gladiators anyone), and generally have a bad sense of style. (t shirts belted as dresses? ew.) 8) Be annoying, obnoxious little sluts who never know when to butt out of things. 9) Have long, fake nails that they tap against everything in an effort to get more attention. In general, they are bitchy little tasteless whores, so stay away from them!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
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I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
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