Highland Park
Highland Park in Dallas Texas, is often refereed to as the bubble by those fortunate enough to be cultured and live outside of it. Truth be told, the real name is The Park Cities. Highland Park is often wrongly judged by those who live inside the Bubble, and those who don't. People who live in Highland Park, often refereed to as parkies, think that Highland Park is the most glorious place on earth. To them, being able to give highschoolers $60,000 SUVs, smoke weed and go to church the next day, and dye their hair blonde in their mcmansion is the absolute best way to live. They are your typical conservative christian white snobs, who have probably never even seen anyone with some colour in their skin and have absolutely no idea that countries other than America have electricity. On the other hand, other Texans live under the impression that Highland Park life is glamourous and that all parkies are snobs. Whilst it is TRUE that a vast majority of them are snobs, people in Highland Park glamorize their Cadillac Escalade and huge houses to much. Truth be told, the Cadillac is just a GM (as is the average Texans Chevy), and their house is just an elongated of version of the typical track home. In the end, Highland Park is just a typical rich bitch american subarb. Except this time with texans, which just makes it a whole lot more intense.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
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