Motoring Citations
That crap piece of paper you get on the windshield of your car parking in downtown areas of most inner cities if you don’t feed the meter or move your car every two hrs to a designated new street at certain giving times of the day. Time to spread some butter.:::: Beats the hell out of that $40-$75-$120 ticket for parking Vio’s;) KellyGean’s Revised version of parking Citations: We should randomly go around putting these Motoring Citations on peoples cars and see how it fucks with the stiffs and cases. Spread some Buttery Fly’ cheer. Writing some one up does not instantly make you a goody two shoes or do gooder. In fact we are contributing to the “collective good,” as far as motoring karma goes. The real Citations’ I can make copies of look authentic and better than this written version Cit# 3061580 Month: date: Year: Time: Mimi__4*4__SUV__COUPE__SEDAN__CoNV__CycLE___OTHER__ License #______ State___ Vehicle Color____ Location:________ ____1:::Nice parking –- A good parking job is one of those things in life that is rarely rewarded, but greatly appreciated. Words cannot express how glad we are that you resisted the temptation to double park. Please, except this thank you from the rest of the known motoring world.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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