mcjob Mug
A job. One that every fucker thinks is easy, try it see how soon you change your mind. involves crap hours, yet the staff are close knit..by the hatred of the customer. Day to day tasks involve: 1)licking the ass of the guy who just threw his burger at you because it was cold...(he had sat there for 20mins before bringing it back) 2) Putting up with drunks unable to understand that beef needs to be cooked before we can give it to them. 3) Taking Stress and the slack because the idoit who is supposed to start at 11 has decided to come in. 4) Dealing with tramps who go though the bins to get cold products to complain about. exmples of a typical shift for a mcjob worker Tramp "my burger is cold" Staff "dude i just saw you take it out the bin" Manager " yea i'm sorry we cant exchange that" Tramp "but i neeedsss my cheeseburger" Time 10:55p.m (5 min till closing) Staff "hey can i help ya?" Drunk " --" (subtitles unable to understand) Staff " sorry what was that?" Drunk "i said i wanted a 5 big macs you fucking idoit" Staff "okay sorry,, yep okay it'll be about 3mins for that?" Drunk" okay" --money exchanges hands--- Time 10:56p.m. Drunk "Wheres my fucking burger, been waiting 20mins!!!" Staff "its been a mintue not long now" Drunk " daft cuntt! gimmie my fuckin money backk" Staff "okay sure" Manager "there you go sorry about that" Drunk "taking piss outta me?" -- drunken rage ensues, usually involving chairs thrown, smashed windows etc.--
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.