Tashkent Mug
TAshkent - 2200 years old but modern -the capital of Uzbekistan. City is beautiful with broadways, parks, riversides, shopping centers, night clubs, restaurants and local cafes, mosques, churches, etc. Night clubs are awesome(mostly house) very attractive girls. no age requirement just dress properly. underage can get to club, be careful with yr conduct. Public Transportation is very developed, buses, subways, trams. City is green so many trees. People - young generation is tough. But no gangsters with guns, they fight usually but no shooting at all. Girls are beautiful, uzbek, russian, ukrainian, armenian, georgian, korean, tatar, tadjik. And residents are very proud beeing from tashkent no matter of what nationality they belong to. people of different nations live in peace. Police is corrupted, they cuss and conduct improperly. Everyone hates police in that city. Crime rate is low. no drive-bys no shootings. But you can see some crooks. Dont exchange yr currency with people, thats illegal. taxis can ask you 50 bucks but indeed is 4-6 buck to get anywhere. youngsters aged 17-25 are tough even one eye-contact can lead to fight. if you stay cool with them they are cool with you. They protect their women, watch yr mouth and conduct. Never hook a prostitute, as usually they work with corrupted police. Everyone knows and speak russian, some speak and understand english. Overall, i loved this city for everything it has and it offers! No weed but alcohol is like a water
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Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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