Ajax Mug
The Ajax is pose used in photography, pornography or on the DF as a dance move. This move is performed to allude to the supreme manliness of the individual performing it. The Ajax is performed by raising one arm and holding it outstretched from the body at an elevated angle, while the second arm is bent at the elbow and pointed in the same direction as the outstretched arm. The person performing the Ajax should adopt a wide legged stance with the same leg as the outstretched arm cocked out towards the side. The individual then proceeds to thrust their hips forwards and backwards simulating being blown by an invisible individual on their knees. After several thrusts the pose is reversed thus the bent arm becomes the outstretched arm and visa vera while the leg cocked at an angle is returned to the centre and the opposite leg is cocked outwards and thrusting resumes. This move first originated three thousand years ago around 1000 B.C. during the epic battle known as the Trojan War. The ancient greek war hero known as Ajax Telamon is reputed to have performed this move while receiving felatio from the Greek Goddess Athena a hectic Smoh Ah. Ajax's war companions Achilles and Odysseus witnessed Ajax receiving oral from the goddess and noted the pose he assumed while he was getting head. After the war ended the Heroes returned to their respective city states and ordered the wives to get on their knees and blow them. The wives gladly obliged having not seen their husbands for several years and upon receiving a blowjob the heroes performed the pose they had witnessed the legendary Ajax doing. Since then the move has permeated pop culture to a significant degree and is now performed in a variety of circumstances including its original context as a pose to be assumed while receiving felatio.
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Customer Reviews
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.