Asian parents
The main cause of dispair in most asian teenagers' lives. Here are some major characteristics of asian parents: 1. They still enforce a FUCKING BED TIME for their children, even if they are in high school. 2. They almost never give their children money. 3. Whenever their kid gets a gift or money from someone else, the parents usually gives them to someone else. 4. The only hairstyles allowed for their children are bowl cut and buzz cut. 5. They force their children to do work and chores all day when they just watch asian movie series all day long. 6. The mom often bitch slaps her child when the child did something wrong" ie. spilled a couple of drops of milk on the floor. The dad punches/whacks/shoves intowall until the child starts crying for similar "offenses". 7. Anything lower than an A is considered a failure. If an asian child gets a B or something, he/she expects a beating at home. 8. There is no such thing as a good grade in an asian home. 9. Typical home made asian cuisine is rice, fish, chicken, and vegetables. Except that they are all poorly cooked and taste worse than partially digested milk. 10. If a male asian teenager's parents see him so much as TALKING with a girl, they will accuse him of having sex with her even if he was merely asking her for something like homework. 11. Asian parents often treat their children like they are 5 years old and claim that they do so because they "care" about their children. 12. They usually speak in Engrish.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
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