Asian parents Tee
The main cause of dispair in most asian teenagers' lives. Here are some major characteristics of asian parents: 1. They still enforce a FUCKING BED TIME for their children, even if they are in high school. 2. They almost never give their children money. 3. Whenever their kid gets a gift or money from someone else, the parents usually gives them to someone else. 4. The only hairstyles allowed for their children are bowl cut and buzz cut. 5. They force their children to do work and chores all day when they just watch asian movie series all day long. 6. The mom often bitch slaps her child when the child did something wrong" ie. spilled a couple of drops of milk on the floor. The dad punches/whacks/shoves intowall until the child starts crying for similar "offenses". 7. Anything lower than an A is considered a failure. If an asian child gets a B or something, he/she expects a beating at home. 8. There is no such thing as a good grade in an asian home. 9. Typical home made asian cuisine is rice, fish, chicken, and vegetables. Except that they are all poorly cooked and taste worse than partially digested milk. 10. If a male asian teenager's parents see him so much as TALKING with a girl, they will accuse him of having sex with her even if he was merely asking her for something like homework. 11. Asian parents often treat their children like they are 5 years old and claim that they do so because they "care" about their children. 12. They usually speak in Engrish.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
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