VIRGIN
Originally the word virgin was used as a title of a girl who was "spoken for" usually about 3 years before she was old enough to be married. In those days girls were "bought" with a dowry from their families before they were even sexually mature, therefore they had intact hymens. I have no idea why thousands of years later we are still attaching value to a thin piece of skin that could be ruptured by a fall or even starting a period, instead of recognizing that virgin only means promised to another and therefore off limits. In some countries women are still being "given" and "taken" by others for money and the man's mother is who actually breaks the girl's hymen, producing blood, to "prove her purity." To save a girl from being "ruined" men in these countries have anal sex instead, unintentionally causing the spread of disease and spiritual toxification of themselves and their women, thus turning "virgins" into "prostitutes" for sale to their mothers, who control the money, and therefore want to maintain control of their sons (who earn that money) through spiritual manipulation of his mate, because she would be the only real competition for his affection and allegiance, so she is dominated in such a way as to make her forget her own value and she is less capable of strengthening her husband. If the 2 really do become as one, then this act of undermining their marriage is just like the false mother who tells King Solomon to go ahead and cut the "baby" in half. She stands to make money from their "death." But the King orders the soldiers to give the baby to the real mother, the one who was willing to give away her child and lose her own protection rather than see him killed.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
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First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
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I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
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Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
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