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A foot fetish is the condition that mostly males are born with. Most males with a foot fetish desire female feet. Females with a foot fetish are rare. They both grow up in a society that tells them that feet are dirty and discusting and stink. But as they grow up- they discover that feet are beautiful, smell good, taste good, and provide that all allusive aphrodisiac that don't exist. Anyone who has a foot fetish dreams of smelling, kissing, licking, sucking, worshipping feet. No one knows where this desire comes from.. however it is not something that you discover one day out of the blue. 98% of foot fetish people just say "All my life - as long as I can remember - I've thought about feet." Jim is a good example. He got married to Sandy - a girl that had the cutest little feet he ever saw. He hid his foot fetish from her. But on the wedding night - he kissed her feet as a way to show her how much he was in love with her. Sandy loved it! She got all wet. Now Dave didn't do as well. On the wedding night- he also kissed his bride's feet... and she "flipped." "You are sick" left the next day.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT

Mother C. Apr 12

I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool

Maged H. Apr 12

I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue

Kyle H. Apr 12
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I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right

Weiner B. Apr 10

Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣

Ocean Apr 10

I would eat this mug, no hesitation

AssAndBalls P. Apr 7

Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah

I love it when my definition gets merch Apr 7

So dope.

Donald W. Apr 6
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Its insane

Jimmy B. Apr 5

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

rick a. Apr 5

Just as expected, high quality

Stephen B. Apr 4
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I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)

Ben D. Apr 3

Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.

Joseph S. Apr 3
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Fuck your mugs and your tees

Fran M. Apr 3

Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.

Marcus G. Apr 2
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good service, delivery time was quick

Patrick B. Mar 31
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Review by Patty M.

I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.

Patty M. Mar 31
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Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.

Scott S. Mar 30
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My dad hated it🤣

Andrew N. Mar 30
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Review by Heidi A.

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.

Heidi A. Mar 29
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