Fresa Mug
The hordes of Mexican women emigrating with their corrupt families to the United States (El Paso, Texas) as a result of the ever increasing violence in their third world country. Also, known to escape persecution from certain drug lords because of their families involvement. A shy breed, they usually stick to themselves and keep social circles with what they deem as upper class. They have been known to mingle with 'common folk' (e.g. economically lower ranked individuals) because in most cases that is their valid form but since they are highly selective of who they fraternize with they'll never admit it. In it's environment, they seem to frequent discount clothing stores such as Ross or Marshall's and seem to be a frugal type since their three shopping carts are full of goods; it has been said that they'll take these goods and sell them for twice as much. In appearance, they pride themselves on their looks & unique way of speaking and are usually about a million times better looking, fit & dressed than their El Paso sisters, so they think. Their attitudes range from conceited to simply not acknowledging the fact that you are alive and if they do address you, they will usually greet you with, "Joven". If you happen to get the attention of this particular breed they will run you off the streets with their Hummers, which are usually adorned with an off green (in some instances, yellow) Chihuahua state license plate while blaring Belanova or some kind of Mexican pop they tend to call music. Mating rituals are year round and are seen in some academic institutions such as El Paso Community College but mostly at the University of Texas of El Paso, where the haze over the Liberal Arts building is a sure indication and physical sign of the female's need to reproduce. When selecting a mate, they seem to go for lighter skinned males with a unusual surname that is pronounced in Spanish. These males usually descend from well-to-do families and is complete replica of the said breed in male form. The average male does not have enough money or power to attract the attention of this breed. Upon mating, these two will eventually go on to get married, experience a long marriage even though their husbands commit in extramarital affairs but as long as a steady flow of Coach purses & Bebe apparel keep flowing in they will be content with their situation. The Fresa, will live a long and happy life. Osea, guey, no mames!
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