Chav Mug
This wonderful breed of human trash, are a form of degenerate bred by a liberal policy that has encouraged whole neighbourhoods of these morally bankrupt scumsuckers. The welfare state has generously provided these vaguely humanoid creatures the financial means to breed massive families of 8 or 9 brutalised child chavs in waiting. Because of this the swine now outnumber true humans 6 to 1 in areas like Swanley and Orpington, in Kent The women are easy to spot, they are the ones calling their two year old children c**ts because the poor little souls can't keep up with a woman about 4 ft taller than them. You see them every morning on their way to the off license. The men are unctious, revolting, trogladytes who beg for fags and booze outside said offie and look for the first excuse to gang up with their mates to beat up a 10 year old. They have a very effective method of indoctrinating their children with the chav ethos:(the following is irony by the way, just in case you're a bit slow) 1) Physical abuse - The chav father AND mother are very good at this. Why ask kids nicely to do something, when you can brain them with the remote control."I'm watching Jeremy Kyle" 2) Thieving as a lifestyle choice - It's how dad gets the little luxuries. 3) Normalisation of drug taking in the family home - Marijuana can make you a real man, eh kids? and psychotic, for extra fun, too! 4)Bravery is not how tough you are it's inversely proportional to how many of you can gang up on some poor mug. For extra points, film on your phone for entertainment later on... It really is like this...I live in this kind of place. God I hate it! They must be the only group that truly lives up to its stereotype.
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right