chavwagon
An automobile typically used for the transportation of chavs. Often Ford Fiesta five seater cars with seven pregnant chavs sitting in the back and two pot-smoking chavs holding cans of Special Brew in the front. The DVLA only grants "chavwagon" status to a vehicle if it complies with the following requirements: - The exhaust pipe must be fitted with a fake exhaust cap to make the vehicle sound like it has flatulence problems. - The vehicle must have a child seat in the front passenger seat with the head against the seat with malfunctioning seatbelt. - The petrol cap must be missing. - Each wheel must have cheap alloy material typically purchased from eBay or Del-boy. - At least one of the car's wing mirrors must be smashed, cracked or preferably missing. - Tyre pressures must be capable of witholding at minimum five chavs, their mothers and their "loot". - Whilst in operation, all passengers must wear baseball caps at a 45 degree angle. Strict fines are in place for drivers of chavmobiles not wearing necessary head gear. - Chavwagons MUST NOT under any circumstances hold valid insurance or a full MOT certificate. - Taxation discs must be scrumpled up as to hide the actual expiry date; thus creating confusion for DVLA vans and traffic wardens.
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