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Towson University Mug

I don't know what everyone's talking about Towson being such a huge lacrosse school. Yes, lacrosse is a sport, and a fun one to play. I'm sorry, I just can't find watching a bunch of other kids running around playing all that interesting, unless they are quiddich-like in their tremendous talent. And I've had some good times at lacrosse parties... but mostly wasted ridiculousness where there were a buncha drunken douchbags 'n sluts, few w/ anything interesting to say, and they were largely forgettable experiences. That being said I don't know anyone who's gone to more than one actual lacrosse game, few even then, and only drunk. Yes, Towson has a lot of idiot frat-kids & preps, wearing their standard uniforms of polos and plaid shorts (wtf anyway?!), and dumb bitches in the winter wearing their ugg(ly) boots & fur-lined northface jackets, and sweatpants (to look like they are super chill girls who don't care what you think even though they all have a pound of make-up caked on behind their ludicrously large sunglasses); in warmer weather hey I'm not gonna complain about their attire... still most kids who dress like these pod people are relatively devoid of any creativity or interesting ideas, which might be why their style is so lame and uninspired. They are just at Towson 'cause it's a state school and they're either from NJ and for some reason want to come down and pollute our fine state with their ignorance, or they are from MD and their parents live w/in an hour away and are essentially forcing these kids to goto school 'cause it's necessary to do so these days, so these kids don't really care about their education but use it as a time to abandon all responsibilities in their newfound freedom and generally just kill time getting fucked up. These kids abuse alcohol heavily, and not just on weekends, because they are boring, socially awkward people just trying to fit in through conformity. Admittedly alcohol can serve an aid in awareness of the possibility of your lowered inhibitions, most people use it as a crutch, thinking themselves unable to just open up to strangers uninebriated. But everyone isn't an alcoholic preppy fucking dipshit loser with nothing interesting to say or do. ...that's not all of Towson, not the heart of it anyway. Towson has a beautiful eclectic mix of musicians and artists. Folks all the time be jamming all about and especially on the Beach, tremendous place to chill in the sunshine amongst good company. Music and art is a constant lifestyle, it reverberates off the cluttered makeshift gallery walls of everyone's apartments. We're all unsure messes, but we've got a lot of ideas and we're all open to share them and hear others'; sleep rarely happens when intense conversations last for hours w/o pause. People are so loving and earnest here, you can be freely honest and most people will recognize it as constructive criticism & take no offense; everyone is in a constant effort of bettering themselves and the world around them. You can walk up to any stranger on the street and start a conversation about most anything. The guys @ 711 are super cool, always up for a chat. Homeless Mike (the mayor) will sing you some Red Hot Chile Peppers or some Bob Marley or Sublime or lord knows what else, and then chew the fat right nicely. On campus just about everyone at Newell and the Den are spectacularly nice, if not cool too. Towson has so many amazing teachers, by no means all of them, definitely talk to people before registering for classes, but so many teachers that earnestly care about you, the students, and the course material and make it interesting and interactive and then the kids in the class are all enthused and it's a magnificent scene. Folks are friendly here, and inspiration's plentiful. Plus there's soooo much to do in and around the area: adventures to Loch Raven, or at least the Glen Woods, trips to the Baltimore Museum of Art, the Walters Art Museum (both free), open mic nights @ Ukazoo Bookstore on Dulaney Valley 1st Thurs of every month, or open mic randomly @ at Paws in the Union or in coffee shops, shows at: the Recher (occasionally has some awesome bands, tends to suck though), 10-car-pile-up, Charm City Artspace, the Talking Head, the FUNK BOX (8x10), the Copy Cat, and the Brass Monkey (but those guys are douchebags, still good shows sometimes). Life is beautiful in Towson.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall

Stan C. Jul 2

Love it! No issues at any part in the process

Samuel K. Jul 2
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A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan

Stanley C. Jul 2
Review by Charles B.

Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!

Charles B. Jun 30
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My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.

Harry B. Jun 30

Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs

roserie m. Jun 30

Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot

Hamza L. Jun 30

Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug

Sacrewd B. Jun 30

Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.

Death Z. Jun 29

I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.

Hugh J. Jun 29

I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you

iygugkuy j. Jun 29

my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. Jun 28

it was great 💀

💀 �. Jun 28

Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S. Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B. Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26
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