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Crystal Meth Mug

I destroy homes, I tear families apart, I take your children and thats just the start. I'm more costly then diamonds, more precious then gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live down the street and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. In your child's closet and even in the woods, If this scares you to death well it certainly should. I have many names, but there's one you know best, I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is Crystal Meth. My power is awesome, try me you'll see, But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, But try me twice and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie, You do what you have to - just to get high. The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms, Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms. You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad When you see there tears, you should feel sad. But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised, I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways. I take kids from parents, and parents from kids I turn people from God, and seperate friends. I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride, I'll be with you always - right by your side. You'll give up everything - your family, your home, Your friends, your money, then you'll be alone. I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give, When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live. If you try me be warned - this is no game, If given the chance, I'll drive you insane. I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind, I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine. The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed, The voices you'll hear, from inside your head. The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see, I want you to know these are all gifts from me. But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart, That you are mine and we shall not part. You'll regret that you tried me, they always do, But you came to me, not I to you. You knew this would happen, many times you were told, But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold. You could of said no, and just walked away, If you could live that day over, now what would you say? I'll be your master, you will be my slave, I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave. Now that you have met me, what will you do? Will you try me or not? It's all up to you. I can bring more misery then words can tell Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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Review by Andrew L.

This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.

Andrew L. Jul 15
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I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!

Colleen K. Jul 15
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exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny

william b. Jul 14
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Used it for a family inside joke, very funny

Victor P. Jul 14
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Great mug! Customizing was great!

Customer Jul 14
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why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

emmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jul 13

Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.

Brittany O. Jul 11
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It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!

Timothy V. Jul 10
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It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !

Enaaijah W. Jul 7

My favorite mug ever

Nia N. Jul 5

Small cup printing is well done.

Kenneth B. Jul 5
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It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.

Diane Z. Jul 5
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lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug

zerin -. Jul 5

The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.

Philip K. Jul 4
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Review by Brennan B.

Brenanaz (love it!)

Brennan B. Jul 3
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Review by Matthew A.

I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world

Matthew A. Jul 3
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I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall

Stan C. Jul 2

Love it! No issues at any part in the process

Samuel K. Jul 2
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A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan

Stanley C. Jul 2
Review by Charles B.

Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!

Charles B. Jun 30
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