Saint Louis Mug
Saint Louis, Missouri is the fat capital of the world. It is a city where if you are walking somewhere, you are automatically assumed to be homeless, unless you make it clear to people that you are exercising by wearing a jogging suit, and in that case, you are just an idiot rather than homeless. One might wonder what has led such a quiet, little city to become a gargantuan eating machine. The answer is that there is absolutely nothing to do in Saint Louis. Probably the biggest attempt and biggest failure to do something creative was build the Arch, and for prospective tourists, the funnest part about seeing the Arch is the grueling 10-hour ride to the top on elevators that move slower than the electric handicapped grocery carts. Saint Louis is also known for its abundant supply of fastfood, where on every block, one can find at least a McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Steak and Shake, Jack in the Box, and a Hardees. So, without anything to do except eat, eat, and eat, the prosperous city of Saint Louis has turned into a monstrous hunk of fat. But aside from being the fattest city known to man, Saint Louis is also home to the biggest low-lives one could ever dream of getting to know. In Saint Louis, a simple nod or a wink at someone could get you shot and killed on the spot. Why would someone kill another for winking at them? Hey, in Saint Louis, anything is possible. Saint Louis is broken up into 4 major districts. Whoever came up with the names is beyond me, but such creativity will last through the ages. North County, West County, South County, and East Saint Louis are the 4 districts of Saint Louis. There also is Downtown Saint Louis and Saint Louis City, but those are hardly worth of mention since the only thing that manifests in those areas is crime. The breakup of the counties goes as follows: -North County is inhabited by a bunch of lazy hoosiers and contributes nothing to society. -West County is a bunch of suburban white folks that sit around and think about how much better they are than the rest of their world while making sure to lock their doors and windows in their BMWs at the sight of a black man. -South County is a mixture of North and West County. -East Saint Louis is where one can go for sexual desires at strip clubs and at the same time get mugged by a mean-looking man. Saint Louis is a large city that the rest of the world could not care less about. Most likely the only recognition it receives is from its sports teams such as The Cardinals, The Blues, and The Rams. Other than that, there is really nothing special about the place with the exception of Ted Drewes, the best frozen custard one can ever get. In fact, if one should ever go to Saint Louis, it should be for the sole reason of tasting the heavenly delight. Just don't eat too much, or you'll become fat like the rest of us here in Saint Louis.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.