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a large animal with a elephants body three sets of t-rex arms, a pair of sea turtle flippers, a elephants trunk that has a beak on the end. Its teeth are made from corn on the cob which usually break while eating its main food source of peanuts and popcorn cornels unless its the third day of the week in which it only eats fluff-an-nutter sandwiches. It has two holes in its forehead one that dispenses pez while the other shoots toothpaste for defense. Beware it can also shoot mouthwash on request. you can usually find these 30 ft behemoths lurking in closets of young children, and while burrowing in the sand while on the beach. This beastie is attracted by the sounds of couples doing the reverse wraparound painted seagull twist(look up if not familiarized with words). All in all this animal is certainly one of gods greatest accomplishments of all time that we contiue to learn from each and every day.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
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Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
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I would eat this mug, no hesitation
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So dope.
Its insane