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Mya Mason Mug

Mya Mason is the waifish, African American, porn princess; who was throat gagged, sodomized, and forcefully tricked into drinking a bellyful of the very old Max Steiner aka Max Hardcore’s urine in one of her first porn scenes. In the scene she breaks down and starts crying and fighting back until the scene is stopped; after further enthusiastic discussion of the scene (and the contract she signed) she willingly continues (although she continues to sob as she is sodomized) and finishes the scene by swallowing his "money shot". This is one of the most shocking, disgraceful, introductions to hardcore porn ever caught on camera or released to the public. Now this incident is something Mya doesn’t brag about; but fans refer to a shocking introduction or tragic start to a porn career as a Mya Mason. Mya Mason is being "throat gagged" by Max Hardcore when he pauses begins straining and then he urinates down her throat in the M@x F@*#*r #@ video. Max Hardcore is gagging her with his pe#is when he pushes it deep down her throat and begins to urinate, but Mya chokes and has his urine coming out of her nose when seemingly surprised she jerks away and fights back a little before breaking down & crying. As some of the camera guys are seen walking away or turning their cameras off 1 continues to film and she's clearly heard saying through the tears that she didn't realise he would actually pee or urinate into her mouth... The whole scene stops and Max ask her if she's going to continue or finish the scene. I guess it was one of her first scenes and she didn't know Max Hardcore’s reputation of getting seemingly “drunk” and belligerent to film his extremely shocking scenes, or had never heard of his old series Pi$s Gu%zlers (before he was brought up on charges of indecency, that he beat although he discontinued that series). The scene in question is still available for viewing almost everywhere and the EU (European) version includes bonus footage banned from the retail version in the US. Now when some new porn starlet is introduced feet first into porn in some really hardcore or extreme scene it's known or reffered to as a "Mya Mason".

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