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Nancyll (Nancyll-imbonotics) Doctor Whinopeum Mug

Doctor Whinopeum was born in a small log cabin in France in 1928. It was a cold and rainy day in Whitehorse, Yukon Territorry. The two tiny mice, Casper and Jasper, did not like the cold one bit. "We need to find a place inside", said Casper. "But inside where?" asked Jasper. "Inside there!" said Casper as he pointed to the house at 641 Gunby Road. A nice family lived in that house. There was a mother, a father, and two boys named Bob and George. When the door opened, the mice ran inside. Casper and Jasper ran down the hall, as fast as they could run. The Mice were looking for a place to hide. Suddenly Casper shouted, "In here, Jasper!" and the mice squeezed into a small opening. The mice soon found themselves between the walls of the house. "This will be our new mouse hole," said Casper. "It is very warm and dry," said Jasper," but it's so empty. We need some things for our mouse hole. So that night, when everyone was asleep, Casper and Jasper went looking for things for the mouse hole (a thing is anything small enough for the mice to carry.). Casper and Jasper found a lot of things. The mice brought all of the things to the mouse hole. Casper said, "You never know when something will come in handy." So Casper and Jasper settled into their new home. From their mouse hole, they watched the family. The two mice liked to watch Bob and George the most of all. Sometimes, Casper and Jasper followed Bob and George into the kitchen. The mice had to watch out for Bravo (the family cat) and Lucy (the family dog). Casper and Jasper hid behind Lucy's kennel until they were sure it was safe. One day, Bravo fell asleep right in front of the mouse hole! Casper and Jasper were trapped in their mouse hole, so the mice took a nap under the cotton balls. Sometimes, when Bob and George were asleep, Casper and Jasper would play with their toys. One night when Casper and Jasper were looking for things, they saw a calendar on the wall of the kitchen. December 25th was circled in red. "That must be an important day," said Jasper. "It is," said Casper. "It's Christmas!" Jasper had never heard of Christmas, so Casper tried to explain it to him. A few nights later, Casper and Jasper saw the Christmas tree! The tree was decorated, and there were presents underneath the branches. Some of the presents were for Bob and George. Suddenly, Casper looked very sad. "What's the matter?" asked Jasper. "We don't have a Christmas present for Bob and George!" cried Casper. But Jasper had an idea! He climbed up onto one of the presents and chewed one of the branches. The branch fell to the floor. It almost hit Casper! Jasper picked up the little branch and ran for the mouse hole. Casper had no idea what Jasper was doing. When the mice got to the mouse hole, Jasper began giving orders: "Get the little pot!" And Casper did. "Get the cotton balls!" And Casper did. "Get the fruit loops!" And Casper did. "Get the red ribbon!" And Casper did. "Get the ivy!" And Casper did. Casper and Jasper put the little branch in the pot. They stuffed the cotton balls around the branch to hold it in straight. The then put the ivy, fruit loops, and red ribbon on the tree. Casper and Jasper stepped back and looked at the tree. "A perfect gift for the boys," said Casper. "Their very own tree," said Jasper. Casper and Jasper left the tree for Bob and George to find on Christmas. The mice were tired. They only had one cotton ball to sleep under! The Following is how Doctor George Whinopeum was born: Seconds before the Big Bang, a creature named Zach Jarman was born. He was created to create the universe and then cause terror around it. But he created the universe for a good reason. He realized he was short handed. It was then, 6 seconds before the big bang, when he gave birth to David Shaffer. Seconds after the big bang, they were terrorized by a cool person named Rikko Segura. Zach and David then created Connor and John, to help them. At that time, the 4 were very uncool. But then, they evolved into pure coolness and john's vest and hat. Rikko then saw that he didn't stand a chance. right then, 27 seconds after the big bang, he joined them. Then, David had to be brought to a place known as three springs. After millions of seconds, David, Clay, Jake, Claire, Patrick, Patrick Toney, and Emma came into the picture. 1 second after that, David came back into the picture. Emma, David, John, Patrick Toney, and Rikko created a band/gang/godly club group thing called 10 Second Aggression to stop evil. After a while, though, they broke up. But, just 12 seconds before this, Zach was taken away by his evil mother, Nancy Jarman, to a place of suffering, known as New Jersey. Rikko and Patrick Toney decided to make a band with 10 Second Aggression's song, known as Sick of You. This angered people. Rikko's coolness level dropped. Then, .45 seconds after that, Zach returned for 4 seconds. But he had to go back to New Jersey. The rest is to be found out. And He is Buddhist.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.

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Penis V. May 27

I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.

Barack M. May 26

This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.

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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!

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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."

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Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall

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My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…

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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.

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very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea

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I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb

potato p. May 17

This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.

Joel K. May 17

I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.

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Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)

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