Fresno
AKA "Hell on Earth" AKA "The Little City That Couldn't" AKA "Tha 'No" AKA "The Anti-San Jose" AKA "FresNever" AKA "The Urban STD" AKA "Fuckno" ____________________ Large Central California city too cool for its own good---Only California city people from out of state would never attempt to move into. Population of about 480,000 Uneducated chimps and religious nutcases dominate city politics Obsession with the Fresno State Bulldogs (a college sports program that wins near nothing and thrives at it) Bitterly cold winters and regular cases of deadly fog Methane and various agricultural smells overpowering to the normal human Hellish summer heat (highs of around 115 in July and August) Brown people (of all varieties) everywhere White hicks and dimwits all over the place Known for its lack of attractions and actual things to do Central Valley Coyotes football passes for entertainment Universities thrive on old age commuters Gangsters on every poorly lit streetcorner waiting to pounce Pervasive consumer mentality and obsession with spending hard earned money on material objects Fast food on each of the 2,206 city intersections Homeowners who do not want you or your family to live next to them-----give 'em a break they're trying to maintain property value!------they live in Fresno, CA however
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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