Long Valley
Long Valley or the "LV" (aka Washington Township)is a small town located in northwest New Jersey in Morris County. Morris county is among the top 10 richest counties in the USA. LV is full of rich snobs who all drive luxury cars. If your from LV you probably are rich and live in a million dollar home. LV is near other wealthy towns such as Chester, and Mendham. Don't confuse LV with being being by Hackettstown because that is where hispanics rome wild by McDonalds and Burger King. If you are from Long Valley you party hard, even at 3rd grade batman themed parties. People range from abercrombie-model to stoned pot boy. You can go to their high school West Morris Central in Chester and find drugs everywhere. You might just get lost in a sea of expensive cars your parents bought you for their last labor day present. Even the little tikes could pass as 20 year old prostitutes. All residents think they are the shit and act gangsta from the ghetto. You probably have something better to do like go to Dunkin' Donuts down in the "valley", pay your high taxes, or some house party at you rich friend's house, because your a OG and are the shit, remember it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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