true love Mug
True love is A feeling of complete bliss and peace, that feeling can only be rivaled by the feeling of absolute sadness when you two are not together. Suddenly realizing that you have a new best friend. True love destroys all memories of a beginning and wipes out the possibilities of an end. It knows no limits based on age, race, sex etc. The sudden need to add unlimited texting to your cell phone plan so she is always a moment away. For the first time realizing how expensive gas is but not caring because as long as your money gets you to her it does not matter. The sudden urge to become creative and artistic as you sit there for hours trying to MAKE her something special, not buy it. The realization that you have been listening to the same song for over an hour and you decide to play it one more time. When you no longer feel the urge to login to play World of Warcraft. When you cut back your weekly running mileage so you can spend that extra mile time with her. When you feel as if your life together is so perfect that you feel the need to capture every moment. When you know what her cheek tastes like. When that peanut butter sandwich she made you tastes better than a steak. When your roll over in the morning and open your phone looking for a "good morning" text message, and getting that message puts you back to sleep with a smile on your face. When you plan what you are going to get her for christmas in July. When you realize that even if you got into that out of state college you would stay at that crappy community college because it is close to her. When every reason for every action of everyday is in someway made to hopefully better your love. When you start to wonder how many words this thing will let you type. When you realize you were supposed to be outside 15 minutes ago working on your car...but this is way too much fun. Because it reminds you of her.
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Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
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I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant