true love Mug
True love is A feeling of complete bliss and peace, that feeling can only be rivaled by the feeling of absolute sadness when you two are not together. Suddenly realizing that you have a new best friend. True love destroys all memories of a beginning and wipes out the possibilities of an end. It knows no limits based on age, race, sex etc. The sudden need to add unlimited texting to your cell phone plan so she is always a moment away. For the first time realizing how expensive gas is but not caring because as long as your money gets you to her it does not matter. The sudden urge to become creative and artistic as you sit there for hours trying to MAKE her something special, not buy it. The realization that you have been listening to the same song for over an hour and you decide to play it one more time. When you no longer feel the urge to login to play World of Warcraft. When you cut back your weekly running mileage so you can spend that extra mile time with her. When you feel as if your life together is so perfect that you feel the need to capture every moment. When you know what her cheek tastes like. When that peanut butter sandwich she made you tastes better than a steak. When your roll over in the morning and open your phone looking for a "good morning" text message, and getting that message puts you back to sleep with a smile on your face. When you plan what you are going to get her for christmas in July. When you realize that even if you got into that out of state college you would stay at that crappy community college because it is close to her. When every reason for every action of everyday is in someway made to hopefully better your love. When you start to wonder how many words this thing will let you type. When you realize you were supposed to be outside 15 minutes ago working on your car...but this is way too much fun. Because it reminds you of her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!