Pirate Mug
An individual who has been trained and raised on ships, knowing their ins and outs, this person must meet the following requirements, At least one facial scar, a hatred of ninjas, a lust for blood and danger, must be skilled in combat using Pistols, Muskets, Knives, Daggers, Swords of all kinds, Cannons, Traps, And Rope.. Lots and lots of rope.. (Can never have enough rope ((Thank you Connor MacManus)) Must believe in one form of a god or another (Perhaps an almighty being/creator), Must love Rum, and last but not least he must have, contrary to popular belief.. An inner voice. Pirate Facts: Pirates were and are the original hackers. Pirates have a blood feud against Ninjas. Pirates and Ninjas are equally strong in their respective areas of expert-tees. There are pirates of every nationality. Pirates are more laid back. Pirates get laid WAY more often then Ninjas. Pirates are still mobile and combat effective with the loss of limb or eye. With out pirates, we wouldn't have summer block busters. Lawyers wish they were pirates (Stealing your money and all). Modern Pirates typically listen to metal or some form of rock music. Pirates have all the best women. Pirates are social. Pirate clothes are awesome. Life with out pirates would suck. Pirates will break into your house, have your wife, have your daughter, steal your money, your paintings, your honor, scare your neighbors, key your car, blow up your house, kick your dog, and be drunk and laughing the whole time. Pirates have not been accurately portrayed in an Anime or Cartoon due to that they are run by the ninjas. Pirates can only be killed by the Navy or other Pirates while at sea. Pirates can only be killed by ninjas while on dry land, far, far away from water. Over all.. Pirates F*&KING OWN!!!!
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Customer Reviews
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
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EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.